freaking out about college again under the cut
A superb fuck-ton of glasses references.
[From various sources]
so i was in class watching a movie when Buttfucker Cdfghucvk and i all my feels.. nobody understood my feels but then after class my teacher came up and was like “so, uh, i like your shoelaces” so i ate the shoelaces i ate the fucking
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
my dash did a thing
So… I sorta did a thing? I was watching Charlie Countryman last night and couldn’t get over this part by Mads and I just???? I had to pause and then breath into a bag for like five minutes because JFC Mads you’re not allowed to sound so sexy
Want to play with LEGO, but don’t have any LEGO, or maybe just have motor problems that make it difficult to play with? Do you use Google Chrome?
PLEASE MAKE THIS MULTIPLAYER
if you give kids zero restrictions they’ll become the nicest fucking kids ever who never do drugs or get into trouble i know because my parents let me do nothing but eat chicken nuggets all day and read hentai until 4am and i am a straight A student
Seriously though this seems to be the case with a ton of people I know, if you don’t restrict them all the time they actually do better and are mentally healthier
WHY DON’T PARENTS UNDERSTAND THIS?!?
the funniest thing is seeing white suburban moms talk about miley cyrus’ VMA performance on facebook
hi i did a thing but i kinda half assed it
have to go to hospital bc my sister in law lost her mucus plug and might be having baby tonight!!!
what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”
wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?
that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried
FLUFFY MILK HORSE
Kitten rejected by mother and raised by golden retriever